Just going to leave this here…
sex tip: next time your man wants you to go down on him and you’re not in the mood, just point somewhere else and say “Look, the pie!”
while he’s distracted, have your grandmother poison his little bitch ass
can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.
what the fuck does he want now
Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr